sneakymonster:

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posted 1 day ago with 29,671 notes

splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

kenway:

i’m sorry i didn’t realize we still live in the stone ages

happypandaparade:

okay guys, phil is super close to 2 million subscribers and we all know he deserves every single one, so lets get him there! 

subscribe to phil here X

posted 4 days ago with 1,398 notes

stacksbreadup:

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?

posted 4 days ago with 67,638 notes

rabbitglitter:

This is how you know White people are responsible for the definitions in dictionaries. 

posted 4 days ago with 34,465 notes

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

posted 4 days ago with 4,142 notes

Anonymous: how do YOU eat a girl out and what is it like for you????

bitrates:

First I

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Then I

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Finally I

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posted 5 days ago with 28,025 notes